AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES SUCK

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 2, 2018 with 6 Comments

What autoimmune disease are you struggling with?? Do you have good doctors? Do you have a good support system?

I got diagnosed with a rare tumor in my eye almost 3 years ago.The name of this tumor is “Orbital pseudo-tumor”. I was told that this tumor was caused by an autoimmune disease. They have yet to find out which autoimmune disease caused it. I will have it for the rest of my life. They think there is one in my other eye now too. The good news is that it’s not cancerous and it’s finally in remission now!It took a long time to put it in remission.

I had to do 1000 mg of Prednisone daily and 1000 mg of steroids through an IV 3 times a week. I also had to do cancer treatments of Rituximab. I can’t stand my doctors! I’m just going be honest, they’re assholes! Sometimes I don’t think they know what the hell they’re doing. I felt like a celebrity when I had to stay in the hospital because not many people have heard of this tumor, and so many doctors from all over came to see and talk with me. I had to keep telling my story over and over to each of them. It was exhausting!

Even though the tumor/tumors are in remission, I still struggle everyday with the horrible symptoms. The doctors say, that I will have to deal with all the horrible symptoms for the rest of my life. They said, it’s just a part of the disease. I am blessed though! I have a wonderful support system and the tumors are not cancerous! I hope and pray they find out what autoimmune disease I have….

Do you suffer from and autoimmune disease? I would love to hear your story too.

lOVE OR LUST AT FIRST SIGHT??

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 1, 2018 with 9 Comments

So lets talk about love at first sight! I personally don’t believe in it. Never have, and never will! Let me just put an image in your head for a second. Picture this, you’re going for a walk. It’s a beautiful spring day, sun is shining, birds are chirping, flowers are in full bloom, etc. As You’re walking down the street on this glorious day, something catches your eye. What you may ask? Only the most sexiest male/female you’ve every seen!! Oh those sparkling blue eyes with a hint of green, lips made for kissing, and that ass! The sweetest ass you’ve ever seen! I know it might be tough, but try to hold it together.

As you’re glancing at this sexy, tempting, provocative creature, something exciting happens. That’s right! He/or she makes eye contact with you. It’s all over now! Lets get it on by Marvin Gaye starts playing in your mind! You’re so overwhelmed with joy and excitement, you don’t even know where you are anymore. All you know is that this sexy creature (who is probably from another dimension) Is staring right at you, and nothing else matters.

Without thinking, you both start walking towards each other simultaneously. It was like the universe was pulling you together. In your mind it was Love at First Sight!! As soon as you become face to face with one another. BAM! It was pure electric! Yeah, you probably don’t even remember your name anymore. After a few minutes of pure excitement and memory loss, you’re able to regain composure. It’s a miracle! That was close one, you almost lost it. Without even thinking, you both exchange numbers.

Two nights later, you two went on a date. It was the best date ever!!! Since the date went so well, and you both had such a powerful connection (it was like you were destined to be together), you invited him/ or her in and……………………………

YOU‘RE A GONER! No one heard from you again. You invited a complete stranger into your house, Just because you thought it was love at first sight.

Now I know not all love stories end like this, but some do. You got to try and see past the big boobs, muscles, magical eyes, onion booty’s, and sexy abs. You have to try and think logical in these situations. I’m sure it will be hard, but you can do it!

In my opinion, It’s not Love at First Sight, It’s Lust at First Sight!

WHAT’S YOUR OPINION???

FAMILY FEUD WEDNESDAY! IF YOU HAVE STEP CHILDREN, IS YOUR FAMILY CONSIDERED TO BE THEIR REAL FAMILY TOO?

Posted by CrazyRedders on January 24, 2018 with 3 Comments

So I thought I would start having family feud Wednesdays! What do you think?? It’s always interesting when family members can’t get along lol. As I start discussing a different family feud topic each week, let me know if there is something I haven’t thought of yet for this subject, that you would like me to discuss, and I will gladly post it. Remember all comments are welcomed no matter what! I always respect everyone’s opinions

So let the feud begin…………

If you have step children, is your family considered to be their real family too, even if they’re not blood??

Do you have to be blood to be considered a real family member?
What do you consider to be a real family member?
Is this a subject you have argued with your family about?

And go…..

Happy feuding

A VICIOUS HUMPING CYCLE

Posted by CrazyRedders on November 15, 2017 with 12 Comments

So it was like any other normal night at home. The hubby was watching tv (Al Bundy style). Our teenage daughter already headed to bed for the night with her favorite book. And I was preparing my fur babies pebbles and Mr.slate (AKA hunka loo loo) for bed. After they did their business outside, we headed to bed.

About 10 minutes of relaxing in bed watching everybody loves Raymond. BAM! Out of nowhere my 80 pound dog Hunka comes jumping right at me, and my leg was the number target. Before I could even react, he took hold of my left leg and started making sweet sweet love to it. I tried so hard to break myself free from this humping machine, but I couldn’t. He was too strong. I started screaming help!! I kept hoping that someone would hear my pleas of distress. I couldn’t even reach my phone to send out an SOS.

As I continued to scream for help. BA- BAM! Pebbles comes flying in my direction. But this time hunka was the target. Pebbles heard my pleas for help before anyone else. She jumped on hunka loo loo like a boss, and started humping the crap out of him. She got right into the same rhythm as him. It was like the humps were timed just right. It was humping at it’s finest! Now I understand that she was only trying to help save her momma, but now I got 2 big dogs on me. Just picture it for a moment. I was flat on my back, Hunka was humping me, and pebbles was humping him, the headboard was banging against the wall, and both dogs had such fierce determination in their eyes. It wasn’t a pretty picture. I was stuck in a humping nightmare. It was a vicious humping cycle, with no end in sight. I kept hoping and praying that the humping would cease or someone would come to my rescue me.

After giving it all I got and screaming louder this time, Someone else finally heard my pleas! My Hubby and daughter burst through the door and started yelling at the dogs to get off of me. My fur babies listened to them immediately. My leg was finally free! I took a breath of relief. And we all started laughing uncontrollably.

Have you ever experienced something like this with your fur babies? Were any of you stuck in an incredibly odd position?

As always thank you for all the love and support. I hope you enjoyed this story. It’s 100% true, and the struggle was definitely real.

Happy Fathers Day!

Posted by CrazyRedders on June 18, 2017 with 2 Comments

Happy fathers day to all the wonderful fathers out there! You know who you are! And Happy fathers day to all the fathers that are with us in spirit! You will never be forgotten 🙂 Have a wonderful day everyone!

MOM OF THE YEAR

Posted by CrazyRedders on March 7, 2017 with 4 Comments

Okay I have to admit, this isn’t really about all the great moms out there that definitely deserve this title. This Blog post is about Terrible moms who think that they are all that and a bag of chips. Who think they deserve the title of (mom of the year). But come on, we all know the truth. Now I know that there are also a lot of bad dads out there, but today I’m just covering the bad moms. With that being said, I have a toast to make. Raise your glasses up really high……..

Here’s to the moms
that use their children as a pawn or bargaining tool to get back at their ex. Or to try and get back with them. Really! Haven’t the children suffered enough! Give it up already, he doesn’t want your crazy, self loving, inconsiderate, lazy ass back. Using your kids as a pawn, is only going to make matters worse, and hurt the kids. Now I understand maybe, just maybe, you could’ve of ended the relationship because he was the ass. Still you don’t use your kids as a pawn or bargaining tool, whether it’s to try and get back with your ex or to just try to make them suffer for Ticking you off. Listen, unless he is a horrible abusive guy , then you should not hold his kids from him. If he is a great guy and father, let him see his kids. Don’t use your children for your own personal gain.

Here’s to the moms
Who abuse their kids. No kid should be abused physically, emotionally, or sexually. And no child should be neglected. Neglecting your child is another form of abuse. Take some parenting and/or anger management classes. A good parent doesn’t abuse their kids.

Here’s to the moms
That don’t put their kids above their own selfish needs and wants. You don’t need another tattoo! I repeat, you don’t need another tattoo when your kids don’t have food at home. You don’t need that new Louis Vuitton purse, when your kid needs a new book bag for school. You don’t need that new thong or bra from Victoria Secret, when your kids need new clothes. And you absolutely don’t need to go to the bar every weekend to meet new potential daddies for your kids, or to just go for the occasional hookup. You should be at home being the best mom you can be and reading your kids a bedtime story. You should not be getting drunk with strangers and spending all of your child support money or work money (if you got a job). The kids come first!

Here’s to the moms
That use ear plugs at night, so they can’t here the baby cry. I know, You must be really tired from pretending to be a great mom all day. The struggle is real, I’m sure. It’s okay, hopefully the kids dad or someone else is there to go check on the baby, because you need your rest.

Here’s to the moms
That sleep around. I guess one person is just not enough. Yeah you should probably be stamped with a warning label. “Warning, dead beat mom that whores around”. But I totally understand, you want to keep your options open. I get it!

Here’s to the moms
That put a guy before their kids. Your kids should always come first, no matter what. No Exceptions!

Here’s to the moms
Who make up excuses or lies about an illness that they just don’t have, to cancel their visitation with their kids.
Or they just pretend they have an illness for attention (Munchausen Syndrome). Listen if you’re going to lie about having a serious illness, make sure you do your research on that particular illness so your lie sounds believable.

Wait keep those glasses raised……….

Here’s to the moms
That bad mouth the other parent. Stop! This is so wrong. Remember you never look good, when you’re trying to make someone else look bad.

Here’s to the moms
That do favors for guys while their kids are in the next room. Really!!! Wow!!! Can you get any lower?

And Here’s to the moms

That let their kids do whatever they want, and talk however they want. This isn’t cool. First the kid is going to walk all over you. You will lose all control. Second their probably going to get into some kind of trouble, seeing that they have no rules. And third, society isn’t going to like them very much, because they have no respect.

I’m sure there is way more stuff that I’m missing. Come on everyone, add something to this toast J

Okay so with your glasses raised really high, Here’s to the Moms Of The Year, AKA Bad Moms Of The Year.

CHEERS!!!

Do you want to add anything to this toast? Do you know someone who deserves this title and recognition? All comments are welcome, good or bad 🙂 Please feel free to share with all your friends. And as always, thank you to all my fans. Love you all 🙂

CALLING ALL NASHIES… (NASHVILLE SPOIL ALERT)

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 24, 2017 with 2 Comments

So who else watched that Heartbreaking episode of Nashville last night?? How did you feel about what happened? I for one, Wasn’t pleased. Words can’t even describe how angry and sad I am. I never expected them to kill off one of the main characters (Rayna James). I honestly don’t know if the show can now survive without her, but we will see. Do you think the show will survive? What do you think about Teddy Conrad coming back? Isn’t he suppose to be in jail still? I guess we’ll find out everything better in the weeks to come. I honestly don’t know how I’m going to be able to handle watching Rayna’s funeral next week. This is all just so sad. I still can’t believe it’s true. RIP Rayna James:( Your character will definitely be missed.

I would like to know all of your opinions. Are you just as devastated as I am? Yesterday was definitely a horrible day for all us Nashies.

MIND BLOWING KISSES

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 22, 2017 with 7 Comments

Okay give me one WORD or SENTENCE, that describes the best KISS you have ever gotten. We’re talking about That one amazing, incredible, sexy,hot, mind blowing, seeing stars kind of kiss. The one that tops any other kiss you’ve ever gotten. Whether you’ve experienced it with an EX, a fling, or with the current love of your life, I want to hear about it. I could probably write a book on the most amazing kiss I’ve ever experienced. I’ll never forget it 🙂 Since I don’t have time to write that amazing book, I’ll just give you a few words. rough but gentle, perfect rhythm, mind blowing (which I mentioned above), oh the list goes on. Did I mention super hot! It was the kind of kiss, that made you want to do bad things. Really bad things 🙂 I can still feel that kiss on my lips, every time I think about it.

Okay so give me one word or sentence, or even a paragraph that describes the most mind blowing kiss you have ever experienced in your life 🙂

FLOUR BOMBING

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 21, 2017 with 7 Comments

So I was really bored the other night. When I’m bored, my mind tends to wonder. It wonders way off into my own little world, where I think of fun and crazy things I can do. So anyways, My hubby just got in the shower and I was in the living room, relaxing in the recliner, being bored and minding my own business. Then BA BAM, it hit me! The urge to flour bomb my husband just came to me. This just felt so right! I had to do this! I was definitely overwhelmed with excitement.

Okay so after preparing my enormous bowl of flour, I headed to the bathroom. Before entering the bathroom, I could hear the amazing vocals of my husband. He was probably singing to the left testicle again lol. Hopefully he doesn’t leave the right one out this time lol

So anyways, I open the door and walk in. His singing stops immediately. “What do you want woman?” I just have to grab something honey. After I said that, he continued on with his shower without another peep. I figured if I was going to make my move, it had to be now. I was on a flour bombing mission, and I was determined not to fail.

I walked up to the shower, and raised the flour bowl high above the shower curtain, and dumped it in. Then I ran like hell. I heard a lot of cussing, but I kept on running lol. I just flour bombed my husband, there was no time to be slow. I really had to haul ass here lol. I was not going to stick around to see how angry he was. I ran, grabbed the car keys, and decided to go to the store. Some grocery shopping was definitely in order.

About 45 minutes later, I arrived back home. I walked in the door, and there he was, sitting on the couch, looking sexy and pissed as ever. After taking a puff of his cigarette, and a swig of his bear, he looked at me and said “paybacks are a bitch”. I’m so sorry honey, I was just really bored and the idea just popped into my head. “Do you know how long it took me to get the flour out of my eyeball?” Which eyeball I asked? Boy if looks could kill lol. Does it matter woman. No honey, I’m so sorry. I promise to never flour bomb you again. Oh this isn’t over, I’m going to get you back. I love that my husband has such a good sense of humor. He is definitely perfect for me 🙂

So have you ever floured bombed your better half before? How did he or she react? If you’re bored, it’s definitely a fun prank to try lol.

I NEED YOUR OPINION….

Posted by CrazyRedders on February 9, 2017 with 53 Comments

I’m just going to get right to the point. Let’s talk about porn! I want everyone’s thoughts on this subject. In a relationship, if you read porn, should your better half be able to watch it?? In my opinion, I say yes. I read porn, and I believe that my hubby should be able to watch it anytime he wants to. I don’t see the problem or harm in it. I think porn is harmless. And I don’t know what I would do, if I couldn’t read it anymore. There’s absolutely nothing like reading vampire, werewolf, and alien porn. Oh and the occasional human porn. If someone were to take away my porn, I wouldn’t be too happy. It would be like taking chocolate from a woman. You just don’t do it. There are rules.

But everyone has mixed feelings about this subject. And I would love to hear everyones opinion on this matter. So if one person reads the porn in the relationship, should the other be able to watch it? Do you welcome porn into your relationship, or are you just against it altogether? And if you are a porn lover, do you read it or watch it, or both?? All opinions are welcome 🙂

Please feel free to like, comment and share with all your friends. Would love to hear everyones opinion 🙂
And as always thank you for the continued support.