First page of the adult humor archive


Posted by CrazyRedders on November 15, 2017 with 1 Comment

So it was like any other normal night at home. The hubby was watching tv (Al Bundy style). Our teenage daughter already headed to bed for the night with her favorite book. And I was preparing my fur babies pebbles and Mr.slate (AKA hunka loo loo) for bed. After they did their business outside, we headed to bed.

About 10 minutes of relaxing in bed watching everybody loves Raymond. BAM! Out of nowhere my 80 pound dog Hunka comes jumping right at me, and my leg was the number target. Before I could even react, he took hold of my left leg and started making sweet sweet love to it. I tried so hard to break myself free from this humping machine, but I couldn’t. He was too strong. I started screaming help!! I kept hoping that someone would hear my pleas of distress. I couldn’t even reach my phone to send out an SOS.

As I continued to scream for help. BA- BAM! Pebbles comes flying in my direction. But this time hunka was the target. Pebbles heard my pleas for help before anyone else. She jumped on hunka loo loo like a boss, and started humping the crap out of him. She got right into the same rhythm as him. It was like the humps were timed just right. It was humping at it’s finest! Now I understand that she was only trying to help save her momma, but now I got 2 big dogs on me. Just picture it for a moment. I was flat on my back, Hunka was humping me, and pebbles was humping him, the headboard was banging against the wall, and both dogs had such fierce determination in their eyes. It wasn’t a pretty picture. I was stuck in a humping nightmare. It was a vicious humping cycle, with no end in sight. I kept hoping and praying that the humping would cease or someone would come to my rescue me.

After giving it all I got and screaming louder this time, Someone else finally heard my pleas! My Hubby and daughter burst through the door and started yelling at the dogs to get off of me. My fur babies listened to them immediately. My leg was finally free! I took a breath of relief. And we all started laughing uncontrollably.

Have you ever experienced something like this with your fur babies? Were any of you stuck in an incredibly odd position?

As always thank you for all the love and support. I hope you enjoyed this story. It’s 100% true, and the struggle was definitely real.

Happy Fathers Day!

Posted by CrazyRedders on June 18, 2017 with 1 Comment

Happy fathers day to all the wonderful fathers out there! You know who you are! And Happy fathers day to all the fathers that are with us in spirit! You will never be forgotten 🙂 Have a wonderful day everyone!


Posted by CrazyRedders on March 7, 2017 with 4 Comments

Okay I have to admit, this isn’t really about all the great moms out there that definitely deserve this title. This Blog post is about Terrible moms who think that they are all that and a bag of chips. Who think they deserve the title of (mom of the year). But come on, we all […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on February 22, 2017 with 7 Comments

Okay give me one WORD or SENTENCE, that describes the best KISS you have ever gotten. We’re talking about That one amazing, incredible, sexy,hot, mind blowing, seeing stars kind of kiss. The one that tops any other kiss you’ve ever gotten. Whether you’ve experienced it with an EX, a fling, or with the current love […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on February 21, 2017 with 3 Comments

So I was really bored the other night. When I’m bored, my mind tends to wonder. It wonders way off into my own little world, where I think of fun and crazy things I can do. So anyways, My hubby just got in the shower and I was in the living room, relaxing in the […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on February 9, 2017 with 53 Comments

I’m just going to get right to the point. Let’s talk about porn! I want everyone’s thoughts on this subject. In a relationship, if you read porn, should your better half be able to watch it?? In my opinion, I say yes. I read porn, and I believe that my hubby should be able to […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on February 7, 2017 with 4 Comments

To commit or not to commit, is the question? This is a subject that hits too close to home for me. And I’m sure for a lot of you out there as well. Back in the day, I could care less about commitment. I was young and having fun lol. As I got older, I […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on December 19, 2016 with 2 Comments

So lets talk about them Steroids. I have a love hate relationship with prednisone. Anyone who has taken this medicine before, knows first hand about what it does to you. And I’m not going to lie, this medicine F’s you up. But it also is a big help. So I’m here to tell you about […]

Getting to know Crazyredders :)

Posted by CrazyRedders on December 19, 2016 with No Comments

One thing you will learn about me, is that I’m really honest and not shy. I will share all the crazy, gruesome details and will never hold back. I also promise 100% full disclosure to all my fans. Besides nobody’s perfect. And I will never pretend to be perfect. I love the person that I’ve […]


Posted by CrazyRedders on December 18, 2016 with 3 Comments

It was just like any other night for me. You know another night full of craziness. I swear anything is possible when it comes to my life lol. Well anyways…… It was around 11:30’ish on new years eve. Not to long before the ball was suppose to drop. I was driving home after spending some […]