Posts by date October 2014:

MY BANK CARD WAS CHILLING WITH MY HOO-HA

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 24, 2014 with No Comments

Yesterday I woke up at 5 am, I had to get my daughter up and ready for school, and then I had to get ready to go meet one of my friends for breakfast.  While my daughter was getting ready I decided to pay my phone bill because the payment was due and I didn’t want to forget to pay it.  So I got my card out of my purse and made the phone call to pay my bill.  After paying the bill, I then went upstairs to finish getting ready.  When It was time for me to leave, I was looking around to make sure I had everything.  I had everything except my card.  I searched all through my purse, because I could have sworn I put it back in there.  Then I checked every room in the house thinking maybe I sat it down somewhere.  I found nothing.  I didn’t  have much time to keep searching for the card so I got some cash out of my husbands wallet and decided to look for it again when I got back home, because I had to be at the restaurant at a certain time.

When I got to the restaurant, my friend and I took a seat at one of the tables.  After the waitress took our orders, I told my friend , I’ll be right back I have to use the restroom.  Soon as I sat down on the toilet, I looked down and noticed my bank card resting perfectly in my underwear.  I was shocked because I never felt it and this has never happened to me before lol,  I must of been really tired, because after paying my phone bill I chose to put my bank card in my underwear with my hoo-ha instead of back in my purse like normal people do.  When I went back out to the table, I told my friend everything.  We couldn’t stop laughing.  She kept saying, only you, this stuff only happens to you lol  Then I text my husband and said, I found my card honey, It was chilling with my hoo-ha.  He texted back and said thats it your not allowed to have the card no more lol

This experience was too funny.  So what did you think about this story?  Has this ever happened to you ?  Please share with all your friends, and please don’t forget to put your card back in your purse and not with your hoo-ha 🙂

YOU CAUGHT MY EYE

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 17, 2014 with No Comments

Early this morning I went down to one of the local gas stations to get some gas.  After prepaying, I headed outside to start pumping the gas.  I almost made it to my car when I heard, excuse me someone said.  I turned my head, a young man, maybe in his mid 30’s was sitting in his car and he was calling me over, I thought maybe he needed help with directions.  I walked over to his car and said, hi can I help you.   Yes you can,  See you caught my eye, and I didn’t want to miss this opportunity and I sure didn’t want you to miss  this great opportunity, so whats your name he said.  Whats this guy talking about (great opportunity) lol.  I like myself too lol .   My name is Chrissy and I’m married I said.  Well he’s one lucky man ,and he had better be treating you well he said.  My husband is a wonderful man, and I love him so much.  It was very nice to meet you and I hope you have a nice day I said.  After that he drove off, and I went to pump my gas.  I just love some of the stuff men come up with to try and pick up women lol.  We got some smooth talkers out their 🙂

ROAD HEAD TILL I’M DEAD

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 15, 2014 with No Comments

 

So My husband and I were arguing over if the kings restaurant in our area served beer or not.  He didn’t think so , but I new they did.  He said, but woman it’s a family restaurant.  I know it is, but it’s a new thing that they just started doing I said to him, but if you don’t believe me, we can bet on it.  Your on, and if I win I want road head till i’m dead he said.  I started to laugh, are you serious.   Fine if you get road head till your dead, then what do I get.  He said what do you mean if you win, Your not going to win. We’ll see about that, Lets just get to the restaurant so we can find out who’s right I said.

Once we got to the restaurant, we took a seat. When the waiter came over and asked us what we wanted to drink, right away my husband asked for a beer. The waiter said, coming right up sir. He was shocked to say the least. My husband was thrilled and disappointed at the same time. He was happy that they served beer but disappointed about losing the bet. He really wanted road head till he was dead lol

What do you think about this story lol ? Please share with all your friends 🙂

THESE ARE MY BOOBS

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 14, 2014 with No Comments

So a friend of mine came to me with her story.  She wants me to share it on my blog, and she wishes to remain anonymous.  So here it is……. It was a Friday night and my husband and I made plans to hang out with his cousin and his wife.  When we arrived, Us […]

SPERM THAT CAN DO THE BACKSTROKE

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 10, 2014 with No Comments

So I’m not sure if this is true or not, but my husband thinks it is.  One evening we started discussing the future. We started talking baby talk.   We discussed that when the time was right we would try for a baby.  Although no time is the right time, but that’s just my opinion. […]

BUTTS AND GUTS

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 9, 2014 with No Comments

So about a couple of years back, or maybe it was a few years back.  I don’t know, it’s been so long I can’t remember lol.  Well anyways, I signed up at my local gym.  Upon signing up, I also signed up for their Butts and Guts class.  I was so excited about taking the […]

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 7, 2014 with No Comments

So my husband always has something smart to say, but I have to admit he’s funny.  He’s got some good ones.  I guess that’s why we fit so well together, we both have a funny sense of humor.  So almost a year ago the night of our rehearsal dinner, while everyone was setting up for the […]

CRACK THAT WHIP!

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 5, 2014 with No Comments

To get straight to the point.  It was like any other night at my boyfriends house.  Just the usual, dinner, movie, then bed.  When we got to his room he looked at me and said, we have been dating for a couple months now and i’m ready to take our relationship to the next level. […]