Yesterday I woke up at 5 am, I had to get my daughter up and ready for school, and then I had to get ready to go meet one of my friends for breakfast. While my daughter was getting ready I decided to pay my phone bill because the payment was due and I didn’t want to forget to pay it. So I got my card out of my purse and made the phone call to pay my bill. After paying the bill, I then went upstairs to finish getting ready. When It was time for me to leave, I was looking around to make sure I had everything. I had everything except my card. I searched all through my purse, because I could have sworn I put it back in there. Then I checked every room in the house thinking maybe I sat it down somewhere. I found nothing. I didn’t have much time to keep searching for the card so I got some cash out of my husbands wallet and decided to look for it again when I got back home, because I had to be at the restaurant at a certain time.
When I got to the restaurant, my friend and I took a seat at one of the tables. After the waitress took our orders, I told my friend , I’ll be right back I have to use the restroom. Soon as I sat down on the toilet, I looked down and noticed my bank card resting perfectly in my underwear. I was shocked because I never felt it and this has never happened to me before lol, I must of been really tired, because after paying my phone bill I chose to put my bank card in my underwear with my hoo-ha instead of back in my purse like normal people do. When I went back out to the table, I told my friend everything. We couldn’t stop laughing. She kept saying, only you, this stuff only happens to you lol Then I text my husband and said, I found my card honey, It was chilling with my hoo-ha. He texted back and said thats it your not allowed to have the card no more lol
This experience was too funny. So what did you think about this story? Has this ever happened to you ? Please share with all your friends, and please don’t forget to put your card back in your purse and not with your hoo-ha 🙂
Early this morning I went down to one of the local gas stations to get some gas. After prepaying, I headed outside to start pumping the gas. I almost made it to my car when I heard, excuse me someone said. I turned my head, a young man, maybe in his mid 30’s was sitting in his car and he was calling me over, I thought maybe he needed help with directions. I walked over to his car and said, hi can I help you. Yes you can, See you caught my eye, and I didn’t want to miss this opportunity and I sure didn’t want you to miss this great opportunity, so whats your name he said. Whats this guy talking about (great opportunity) lol. I like myself too lol . My name is Chrissy and I’m married I said. Well he’s one lucky man ,and he had better be treating you well he said. My husband is a wonderful man, and I love him so much. It was very nice to meet you and I hope you have a nice day I said. After that he drove off, and I went to pump my gas. I just love some of the stuff men come up with to try and pick up women lol. We got some smooth talkers out their 🙂
So My husband and I were arguing over if the kings restaurant in our area served beer or not. He didn’t think so , but I new they did. He said, but woman it’s a family restaurant. I know it is, but it’s a new thing that they just started doing I said to him, but if you don’t believe me, we can bet on it. Your on, and if I win I want road head till i’m dead he said. I started to laugh, are you serious. Fine if you get road head till your dead, then what do I get. He said what do you mean if you win, Your not going to win. We’ll see about that, Lets just get to the restaurant so we can find out who’s right I said.
Once we got to the restaurant, we took a seat. When the waiter came over and asked us what we wanted to drink, right away my husband asked for a beer. The waiter said, coming right up sir. He was shocked to say the least. My husband was thrilled and disappointed at the same time. He was happy that they served beer but disappointed about losing the bet. He really wanted road head till he was dead lol
What do you think about this story lol ? Please share with all your friends 🙂
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