So I was really bored the other night. When I’m bored, my mind tends to wonder. It wonders way off into my own little world, where I think of fun and crazy things I can do. So anyways, My hubby just got in the shower and I was in the living room, relaxing in the recliner, being bored and minding my own business. Then BA BAM, it hit me! The urge to flour bomb my husband just came to me. This just felt so right! I had to do this! I was definitely overwhelmed with excitement.
Okay so after preparing my enormous bowl of flour, I headed to the bathroom. Before entering the bathroom, I could hear the amazing vocals of my husband. He was probably singing to the left testicle again lol. Hopefully he doesn’t leave the right one out this time lol
So anyways, I open the door and walk in. His singing stops immediately. “What do you want woman?” I just have to grab something honey. After I said that, he continued on with his shower without another peep. I figured if I was going to make my move, it had to be now. I was on a flour bombing mission, and I was determined not to fail.
I walked up to the shower, and raised the flour bowl high above the shower curtain, and dumped it in. Then I ran like hell. I heard a lot of cussing, but I kept on running lol. I just flour bombed my husband, there was no time to be slow. I really had to haul ass here lol. I was not going to stick around to see how angry he was. I ran, grabbed the car keys, and decided to go to the store. Some grocery shopping was definitely in order.
About 45 minutes later, I arrived back home. I walked in the door, and there he was, sitting on the couch, looking sexy and pissed as ever. After taking a puff of his cigarette, and a swig of his bear, he looked at me and said “paybacks are a bitch”. I’m so sorry honey, I was just really bored and the idea just popped into my head. “Do you know how long it took me to get the flour out of my eyeball?” Which eyeball I asked? Boy if looks could kill lol. Does it matter woman. No honey, I’m so sorry. I promise to never flour bomb you again. Oh this isn’t over, I’m going to get you back. I love that my husband has such a good sense of humor. He is definitely perfect for me 🙂
So have you ever floured bombed your better half before? How did he or she react? If you’re bored, it’s definitely a fun prank to try lol.