MY BANK CARD WAS CHILLING WITH MY HOO-HA

Posted by CrazyRedders on October 24, 2014

Yesterday I woke up at 5 am, I had to get my daughter up and ready for school, and then I had to get ready to go meet one of my friends for breakfast.  While my daughter was getting ready I decided to pay my phone bill because the payment was due and I didn’t want to forget to pay it.  So I got my card out of my purse and made the phone call to pay my bill.  After paying the bill, I then went upstairs to finish getting ready.  When It was time for me to leave, I was looking around to make sure I had everything.  I had everything except my card.  I searched all through my purse, because I could have sworn I put it back in there.  Then I checked every room in the house thinking maybe I sat it down somewhere.  I found nothing.  I didn’t  have much time to keep searching for the card so I got some cash out of my husbands wallet and decided to look for it again when I got back home, because I had to be at the restaurant at a certain time.

When I got to the restaurant, my friend and I took a seat at one of the tables.  After the waitress took our orders, I told my friend , I’ll be right back I have to use the restroom.  Soon as I sat down on the toilet, I looked down and noticed my bank card resting perfectly in my underwear.  I was shocked because I never felt it and this has never happened to me before lol,  I must of been really tired, because after paying my phone bill I chose to put my bank card in my underwear with my hoo-ha instead of back in my purse like normal people do.  When I went back out to the table, I told my friend everything.  We couldn’t stop laughing.  She kept saying, only you, this stuff only happens to you lol  Then I text my husband and said, I found my card honey, It was chilling with my hoo-ha.  He texted back and said thats it your not allowed to have the card no more lol

This experience was too funny.  So what did you think about this story?  Has this ever happened to you ?  Please share with all your friends, and please don’t forget to put your card back in your purse and not with your hoo-ha 🙂

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