Yes that’s right, you heard me correctly, women get the blue balls too, but it’s called the pink balls. If a man doesn’t have an orgasm, many of them complain that they have an unbearable feeling below the waist, known as the blue balls. Woman can experience the same thing. It can be physically irritating and emotionally frustrating. It’s a type of vasocongestion, meaning swelling of the tissues due to increase blood flow. So many men complain about the blue balls. Well guess what gentlemen , you do it to us too. I guess men thought that if they came up with a name for their condition, that maybe just maybe we would feel obligated to help them with this problem. Yeah They must of been thinking with wrong head. Woman deserve to orgasm just as often as men. Don’t worry this problem will never cause any harm to your privates, which is a good thing, because we don’t want nothing to happen to our special areas. It may be tough to fall asleep with your mind on sex, but the feeling quickly subsides as soon as the blood flow to the area decreases. If your having problems with the pink balls, and if he doesn’t want to step up to the plate then you might have to take matters into your own hands, if you know what I mean! My opinion is, if you tease it, you had better please it, because if you don’t your going to get kicked in the nuts so hard dust is gonna fly. But that’s just my opinion. It kinda works both ways though. Ladies if you have a good man that doesn’t cause you to get the pink balls then make sure you show some love so he doesn’t get the blue balls. Come on everyone, show some ball love and and stop leaving your significant other hanging. Lets eliminate this horrible condition one sex act at a time.
Posted by CrazyRedders on January 18, 2015
in adult humor