OPERATION POKE AND HOPE

Posted by CrazyRedders on January 21, 2015

131216_sexLets talk about sex and baby making.  I personally like to call it Operation Poke and Hope, (he pokes and she hopes).  Baby making (OPH) sucks the life and fun right out couples.  I’m here to tell you that you can change this.  Baby making can be fun, hot, sexy, steamy, and spontaneous, and lets not forget naughty, that one should never be left out.

Woman don’t need to climax in order to conceive, but that doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t.  Hey why let him have all the fun.  During the OPH process, woman tend to not care about having an orgasm.  Woman are more worried about getting their mans deposit instead of enjoying the moment and having great sex.  Be patient ladies, the bank isn’t closing anytime soon, remember you run that shit.  Your the CEO of the company, so enjoy yourself, there will be plenty of time for his big deposit. I know the biological clock is ticking and you need to get cracking (Marisa Tomei said it best in the movie My Cousin Vinny), but try and  focus on having more fun and bringing foreplay back into the bedroom, make your man work for it.  Just because your trying to conceive, doesn’t mean sex should be something quick just so you can get to the end result faster.  You deserve to have fun too.  I have seen this many of times before, as soon as couples stop thinking about the OPH and just focus on relaxing and having fun, that’s when pregnancy occurs.  Don’t let the OPH process consume you, because it will happen, and it will put allot of stress on your relationship and sex life, and you don’t want that to happen. Try not to stress now, because you will be stressed enough once the kids start popping out.

Don’t just have sex in the bedroom either, work your way through the house or even outside the house.  Have sex in the kitchen, in the pool (weather permitting), on top of the washing machine, in the pickup truck, or if your really feeling adventurous have him lean you over his 2 stroke (dirt bike) if he has one.  That’s always a fun ride. If you want to have some more fun, mix it up a little bit and bring in the whips and chains and handcuffs. Hell if you really want to , get a custom made paddle with your favorite design on it.   You can even do some role playing, whatever floats your boat.  It’s always fun to inflict some pain too. Pain can be a good and pleasurable thing.  Hey sometimes love hurts.

So just relax and go out there and have some mind blowing sex.  Come on people lets make baby making fun 🙂

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