Posted by CrazyRedders on February 4, 2015

Snapshot_20150204_7I wasn’t even going to post this story, but husband said that it would be horrible not to share this with the whole world.  He said it’s a must read lol  This story takes place a few or more years ago.


So here it is.  It was 5am and my alarm was ringing.  After hitting the snooze button a couple of times, I finally got up and headed to the back door to let the dogs out to pee.   After I let them back in, I then headed to the bathroom to start getting ready for work.  I walked up to the sink and grabbed my toothbrush and then grabbed what I thought was the toothpaste, but soon would find out different.  I then took the tube of whatever and squeezed a little of the white substance on my toothbrush.  I then put it up to mouth and started brushing.  After a few seconds of brushing,  I noticed that my mouth felt weird, and the taste was different.  I looked at my toothbrush and kept thinking what was wrong with my toothpaste, because it tasted fine yesterday.  I also noticed that it was very greasy.  I thought something was wrong, so I started to rinse my mouth out, but it was so greasy and hard to rinse out.  I couldn’t even get out of my brush.  I then looked down at the tube of whatever I squeezed on my toothbrush, (probably should have looked sooner) and it didn’t say toothpaste.  It said BALMEX.  With balmex still in my mouth, Out loud I said Oh- My- God.  My husband must have heard me, because he came running to the bathroom as if he thought I got hurt or something.  He asked me what was wrong, and I told him.  He just busted out laughing.  He was laughing so hard, he had to leave the bathroom.  He couldn’t look at me no more without laughing.  It took me about 20 minutes to get it out of my mouth.  But I still tasted it in my mouth the rest of the day. It was a very bad taste in my mouth and I’ll never forget the taste.  I am forever traumatized.  Ever since this happened, I make sure I look at everything now.  My husband will never let me live this one down lol


So have any of you had any similar experiences ?  Or has this happened to you?  I want to hear all about it.

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