Posted by CrazyRedders on July 16, 2015

11143316_986961141337555_6744275803517365973_nAbout a few days ago, I was bored and feeling kinda frisky and decided I would try a pickup line on my hubby, to see if it would work on him.  Not that I really needed to, seeing that I already got the man.  However it’s still something fun to try, especially if your bored.  The things I do to keep myself occupied lol.

Well anyways, after getting myself all prettied up, I walked over to where he was standing in the living room and said, “Hey sexy, What you doing?”

In his most funny sarcastic voice he said, I’m scratching my nuts, what does it look like I’m doing?

I looked at him and said, I don’t know, I thought maybe you were just choking your chicken or something.  He started laughing so hard, I thought he was going to pee himself.  Good thing he has a strong bladder, because I don’t need no more laundry lol  After the laughing subsided, he then said what do you want honey?

I thought to myself, okay I’m ready for this.   Yeah I’m freaking ready for this.  I practiced my pickup line all day, I got all prettied up, and I lit the honeydew candle on the coffee table.  It’s now or never.  Lets do this!  Snapshot_20150715_6

I walked over and got close to him.  You know, real close.  And then I started rubbing my hands on his chest karate kid style (wax on wax off)  and said “honey I was thinking, I really need to get a library card.

He laughed a little and said where did that come from?  And why do you need a library card?  You got a freaking kindle woman, and I’m pretty sure that the library doesn’t have your vampire porn books you like reading.

I looked at him and said, because I’m checking you out.  After laughing some more, he gave me a hug and kiss and said, woman you already got me, you don’t have to try and pick me up.  But I have to say that was a good one though.

I know, but I was bored and wanted to see your reaction lol.

He then said, why don’t you go and make us some popcorn, and I’ll put a movie on.   As soon as I started heading to the kitchen, he yelled out “hey honey”.  I turned around and said yeah.  He yelled back and said, do you have a porch with that swing?  I just laughed and walked away.  He’s too funny.  We were definitely made for each other lol



So what did you think about this story?  Have you ever used a pickup line on your significant other?  Comment below, I would like to hear all about it 🙂


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